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		<title>Out of the mouths (or pencils) of children.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heena Modi</dc:creator>
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		<title>Senior vs. youth</title>
		<link>http://www.heenamodi.com/2009/11/25/senior-vs-youth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heena Modi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[future generation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inventions]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I received this by email and I thought it was excellent! Have a read and then I&#8217;ll tell you what touched me about it. The last bit where the elder asks the youngen &#8216;&#8230;what are you doing for the next generation?&#8217; resonated with me. Why? Well, I think there are people are generally more self [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p style="text-align: left;">I received this by email and I thought it was excellent! Have a read and then I&#8217;ll tell you what touched me about it. <img src='http://www.heenamodi.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">The last bit where the elder asks the youngen &#8216;&#8230;what are you doing for the next generation?&#8217; resonated with me. Why? Well, I think there are people are generally more self centred now. They can&#8217;t see beyond themselves and their needs. Thus doing anything for future generations doesn&#8217;t come into it, whether this be recycling, saving, thinking ahead, developing the community, the neighbourhood etc. This all involves looking beyond yourselves, our family unit, right? How many of us do that?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Am I being pessimistic? Please do tell me&#8230;</p>
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		<title>A funny one. Kids drawings and a parent&#8217;s fear of how others may perceive them</title>
		<link>http://www.heenamodi.com/2009/07/11/a-funny-one-kids-drawings-and-a-parents-fear-of-how-others-may-perceive-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heena Modi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Children]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This piece of work was marked and the child was allowed to take it home. The day after, she returned to school with the following note: - Dear Ms. Davis, I want to be very clear on my child&#8217;s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">This piece of work was marked and the child was allowed to take it home. The day after, she returned to school with the following note: -</p>
<blockquote><p>Dear Ms. Davis,</p>
<p>I want to be very clear on my child&#8217;s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me&#8230;. selling a shovel.</p>
<p>Mrs. Harrington</p></blockquote>
<p>This was an email that was sent to me so I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s real or not but it is funny isn&#8217;t it? <img src='http://www.heenamodi.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Spelling</title>
		<link>http://www.heenamodi.com/2009/04/21/spelling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 10:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heena Modi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This advert was on the tube. I think it&#8217;s so amazing! It is funny, weird and highlights why so many children struggle to read if they cannot remember the bizarre rules we have in the English language. If GH can stand for P in Hiccough If OUGH can stand for O in Dough If PHTH [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>This advert was on the tube. I think it&#8217;s so amazing! It is funny, weird and highlights why so many children struggle to read if they cannot remember the bizarre rules we have in the English language.</p>
<blockquote><p>If GH can stand for P in Hiccough</p>
<p>If OUGH can stand for O in Dough</p>
<p>If PHTH can stand for T in Phthisis</p>
<p>If EIGH can stand for A in Neighbour</p>
<p>If TTE can stand for T in Gazette</p>
<p>If EAU can stand for O in Plateau</p>
<p>Then the way you spell POTATO is</p>
<p>GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU</p>
<p>Times National Spelling Competition</p></blockquote>
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		<title>The Queen is Indian</title>
		<link>http://www.heenamodi.com/2008/09/20/the-queen-is-indian-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:29:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heena Modi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sent this clip by a friend. I thought it was really funny so I&#8217;m sharing it with you. What do you think of it?]]></description>
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		<title>Apples and wine</title>
		<link>http://www.heenamodi.com/2008/08/15/apples-and-wine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heena Modi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<title>The Queen is Indian</title>
		<link>http://www.heenamodi.com/2008/07/10/the-queen-is-indian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:08:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heena Modi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
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