Because you’re a teacher your grammar should be perfect all the time,
Because you’re a teacher you should be able to articulate your thoughts constantly,
Because you’re a teacher you must always be sensible,
Because you’re a teacher you should never say anything silly,
Because you’re a teacher you should have an amazing memory,
Because you’re a teacher you should know ALL subjects you teach inside out,
Because you’re a teacher you should be ‘normal’
Because you’re a teacher you can’t be off sick,
Because you’re a teacher you should do more for less,
Because you’re a teacher you should be grateful for very little,
Because you’re a teacher expect to be tested on your knowledge in social settings,
Because you’re a teacher everyone has an opinion about what you should do and how you should do it,
Because you’re a teacher you’re militant, selfish and greedy if you expect reasonable rights as an employee,
Because you’re a teacher anyone can replace you,
Because you’re a teacher the attacks are endless!!!
